Total Medals Earned: 140 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,150 Points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (115/415 points)
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Shut down the UberBot.
View the COMBOS page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (100/435 points)
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 3/18 (45/500 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.